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ted got back in his time machine and returned to his own time. life without a giant wheel full of books that lets you rotate th
06/05/26 - 12:00AM MST
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I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF "PARMESAN" WAS PRONOUNCED "PAR-ME-SEE-IAN" AND I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOT MUCH
06/03/26 - 12:00AM MST
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sorry to all dogs. also is this why you're all so into pee? ...don't answer that, dogs
06/01/26 - 12:00AM MST
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t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time
05/29/26 - 12:00AM MST
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out-of-genre / completely-in-genre covers
05/27/26 - 12:00AM MST
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it costs more to go back to 1965 so that's why he chose 1993. a perfect explanation
05/25/26 - 12:00AM MST
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we don't know how to swim and we don't know how to not poop our pants every time. being a baby is mortifying and you can't even
05/22/26 - 12:00AM MST
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do scarecrows scare crow's scarecrows' scared crows
05/20/26 - 12:00AM MST
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ladies, gentlemen... it is my pleasure to introduce to you: your new craving
05/18/26 - 12:00AM MST
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don't forget to budget for the hours and hours it takes to properly assemble, prepare, and enjoy one (1) coffee
05/15/26 - 12:00AM MST